Why I’m Not Smitten with Kitten Heels

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I hate kitten heels.

Everything about them.

The actual shoes.

And the name for them.

It’s like they can’t commit.

Either you’re a flat or you’re a heel. Pick a goddamn lane.

And what does it even mean?

Are they heels for kittens?

Are they MADE of kittens?

It’s just not right.

It’s unholy.

Now, kitten mittons…there’s something I can get behind!

kitten-mittons

But kitten heels?

Stop it.

How do you feel about those horrific foot covers? Leave a comment below.

 

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