How is it even possible that I have gained weight?
I mean, no, I haven’t been running countless miles or working out for hours a day.
And granted, I haven’t exactly been starving myself.
But I have been working out every day. Every.single.day.
And don’t give me that muscle weighs more than fat crap.
I’ve been eating craploads of veggies. And watching my portions.
And it’s not like I could even eat the Oreos if I wanted to because the fucking kids eat all of the treats.
I’ve also been chugging gallons of water. And feeding my Fitbit thousands of steps. Most of them running to the bathroom to pee every five freaking minutes.
But most importantly, I haven’t been drinking like a bottle of wine every night. Like, not even a glass.
Surely that has to count for something!!!
I’m hungry. And I’m sober.
How do you lose weight? Leave a comment below. Again, I’m begging.